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The Traitors US: A B**** Is Lying

Continuing on from last week…

Remember how they left us at the alter (literally) last week? Now we get to have our questions finally answered! Which one of the faithfuls gets murdered face to face?

WARNING: if you don’t want to be spoiled, you better look away now!

The episode begins with each of the five people who are up for murder; Dylan, Tom, Delores, Chrishell and Abby standing at the alter awaiting their fate! If they see Alan, they’re safe! If they see the traitors, they’re dead.

At breakfast the next morning Danielle and Britney are the first to arrive. They talk about how Boston Rob’s argument for Britney being a traitor because she’s a gamer is ridiculous.“Are you kidding me?” Asks Britney.

Ridiculous right? A great traitor doesn’t have to be a gamer…look at Phaedra from last season!

Ciara eventually joins them complaining about how Boston Rob had the audacity to put her into a coffin in her new designer boots.

The faithfuls come up with a plan to ask what Alan’s wearing when he met them at the altar – in order to catch a traitor. (This is Sam’s idea.) Danielle says he’s smart and hopes Carolyn treads lightly.

Carolyn arrives. They ask her what happened. She tries to answer in her usual confusing way, but Tom answers for her, therefore saving her. She did say Alan was dressed in black, so they let it pass.

Britney is like;

Britney re: Tom

Eventually, you find out Chrishell was murdered. The traitors tell her she’d never get banished otherwise because she’s too obviously a faithful.

Speculation arises while they wait for the mission to start. Britney thinks Ciara is a traitor because she was echoing Boston Rob at the last banishment roundtable. Ciara thinks Britney is a traitor. She sees how close Britney and Danielle are and knows they’re gamers and they need to be broken up.

It’s time for the mission! They’re split up into two teams. One group stays at the castle. The other group leaves with Alan. The latter group will have a chance at winning a shield.

Danielle wants to be in the second group, but doesn’t want Carolyn to know who wins the shield. 👀 She knows Carolyn’s itching to kill Britney and Danielle wants to make sure Britney’s protected.

The mission involves creepy dolls singing nursery rhymes backwards. (This was also a mission during The Traitors UK Season 3 too.)

When they identify a song coming from the dolls, they’re to call the other group in the castle and sing it into the phone. The castle group repeats that song into a machine that reverts it back into the normal nursery rhyme. The castle group calls the doll house group, who then take that doll, place her into a chair, state her name and the name of the nursery rhyme. Alan tells them if they’re correct or not. Then they earn money for the pot.

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Ciara sees a teddy bear and finds the shield. Danielle sees and doesn’t like it. She wanted Britney to get it.

Together, they earned $15,000 for the pot.

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At least Britney will have her memories… 🤭

Going into the roundtable, the two names being mentioned for banishment are Britney and Ciara. Carolyn wants Britney gone so Danielle is more loyal to her. Danielle wants Ciara banished because she won the shield and she wants to protect Britney.

The roundtable begins with Ciara saying there wasn’t any traitors in the coffins. Ivar thinks the traitors are women.

And Tom is well…

“Traitors! I mean traitors!” He says.

Everyone is like “wow, did that come out of your mouth?”

For those of you who don’t know…Tom is known for being a cheater. That’s how he became infamous, actually. So when this happens, I’m glad everyone around the table calls him out on it.

Everybody vote for Tom! ~ Abby

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Sam goes back to the coffin theory and how Ciara must be one because she’s the last one who was put into the coffins.

Ciara mentions it’s got to be Britney because she’s been quiet at roundtables. Britney says she’s had to because she doesn’t want to draw too much attention to herself and get herself murdered. Ciara also brings up how Jeremy brought up Danielle’s name and he was murdered right after.

Danielle says she doesn’t know why Jeremy brought up her name. She voted against Boston Rob twice and she voted out people she was close to, so she obviously can’t be a traitor! 🤭

They keep coming back to the coffin theory. Finally, Ciara says;

No one’s convincing me to get into a fucking coffin. And it’s for damn sure not going to be Bob the fucking Drag Queen and Rob! Like…get the fuck outta here!

It’s time to vote! Ciara is eventually banished from the castle. It’s unanimous. She stands in the circle of truth and announces she’s a faithful.

Another faithful bites the dust! These faithfuls keep getting outplayed…even though the two traitors aren’t seeing eye to eye! 🤭 That’s actually pretty pathetic.

Post-roundtable the guys meet in the secret room. (I think they’re the last guys left.) Carolyn and Danielle sit outside the door discussing who has the shield. The guys hear them laughing. Dylan leaves the room and joins Danielle and it’s awkward!

Dylan now suspects Danielle might be a traitor because her shaking could all be an act. (Where was this Dylan during the roundtable?)

Later on up in the turret, Danielle and Carolyn discuss who had the shield. Danielle tells Carolyn it left with Ciara. I’m not sure if Carolyn believes her because they’re interrupted by Alan who tells them they have two choices; murder or recruit.

Danielle wants to recruit. She wants to use the recruit as a sacrificial lamb and that person should be a woman too. Carolyn agrees with the woman part but wants Abby instead of Danielle’s choice of Britney. Carolyn would prefer to murder though, because they should be getting rid of people, not adding. She feels like Britney and Danielle will only team up and get her banished anyways. Danielle assures her that’s not going to happen. They’ll end up splitting the money between the three of them.

And that’s where they leave us…

Wow! 🤩 An another amazing episode! Can this show get any better? What are your thoughts? Please feel free to share them below!

In the meantime, I’ll leave you with this… 🤭😂

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