It’s another week at our favourite castle! And this episode is a whopper!
If you haven’t watched the episode yet…you better look away now! There’s spoilers coming your way!
The episode begins with the traitors up in the turret trying to decide who to murder. Boston Rob suggests both Derrick and Dylan. Danielle disagrees. Carolyn suggests Sam and there’s resistance there too. The scene ends with Boston Rob wondering what would happen if the traitors can’t agree?
The next morning at breakfast we find Britney alone with Ivar.
Britney says they have nothing in common. She compares him to furniture who gets moved from room to room. 🤣 (I’ll call him a “chair”. 🤭)
Everyone starts to show up. Danielle wishes she had other people who were traitors she could work with. Carolyn can’t even look at Danielle, promising to get her out as soon as she can.
We find out Derrick got murdered. (The Hitmen from BB16 are 0-2 for playing the game of The Traitors.) The night before Danielle questions Carolyn and Rob (up in the turret) that if she gives them Derrick, are they good? They both agree.
Tom thinks (for once) that Boston Rob is a traitor because the people who have gone home have mentioned Boston Rob is a traitor. Is it a coincidence?
Alan comes in a greets them by saying;
Good morning crumpet munchers! What a morning it is! Or, as I like to call it…the dawn of the dead!
Alan tells them they have to pair up. They have to make sure to pick carefully…it could make the difference between life and death!
The pairs are: Ivar and Sam, Boston Rob and Ciara, Tom and Dylan, Britney and Danielle, Carolyn and Gabby, Delores and Chrishell.
Everybody’s dressed in red and black. Each couple faces off against each other.
They have to hold each other’s hand for eight minutes while they pour bugs and other creepy crawly things on them.
Boston Rob is very good at distracting and encouraging Ciara while giant millipedes are placed on their hands.
Chrishell and Delores break their grip within the first fifteen seconds. They’re now in danger of being murdered.
This is worse than my first wedding. ~ Chrishell
Alan asks if Gabby, Carolyn, Danielle and Britney are enjoying their wedding day?
You’ll be hearing from my lawyers! ~ Gabby
Ivar talks about the royal weddings he’s attended. He mentions Princess Diana’s was pretty scrumptious. It wasn’t spooky like this at all.
Cockroaches, crickets and mealworms fall on their heads.
They’re all down my back, they’re into my hair…they’re going into my bra. Okay, super invasive here. Non-consensual. They sprinted to second base. It is absolutely disgusting. ~ Britney
I love Britney’s DR’s. 🤭🤣 They make me laugh, but I completely understand her feelings because she describes them so well. ❤️
Lastly, they put snakes on their shoulders.
You think? The snake is probably a Britney Spears’ fan.
It comes down to sudden death tiebreakers. Dylan, Tom, Gabby and Carolyn lose their tiebreakers. The people who can get murdered tonight are; Delores, Chrishell, Tom, Dylan, and Gabby. Carolyn is a traitor so she’s safe.
Before the roundtable, Boston Rob goes around trying to plant seeds to get Britney banished. Britney can sense something’s wrong in the air. Danielle doesn’t want Britney to leave.
The roundtable begins with Alan successfully scaring poor Carolyn.
The roundtable discussion is basically Boston Rob vs Britney. Both give great arguments. Tom and Sam lead the charge against Boston Rob. Boston Rob leads the charge against Britney.
Boston Rob is banished! Britney and Danielle have mended fences and all is right in the world!
But that’s not the end! The traitors have to murder one of the players face to face!
I am a gamer, I just don’t look or sound like one. ~ Carolyn
Danielle and Carolyn meet in the turret. Both agree there was nothing they could’ve done to save Rob.
Danielle says she’s got her. Carolyn doesn’t believe her and thinks Britney’s more important. Danielle makes an oops and says she’s sticking with her because she has to. Carolyn is like WTF? Her strategy is day by day. She’s not an idiot.
The players dress up into their red and black clothing again and face an alter saying their last words. We see the traitors walk in and…
AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH…SO ANNOYING!!
I love how these three came in late but all left early. 🤭 It’s like we can have nice things after all.
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